What a crazy, mad, wonderful idea.

theoprahwinfreynetwork:

growlithed:

I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THE PUN IN THE BEATLES NAME OH MY GOD I DIDNT NOTICE THAT THE BUG IS BEETLE AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED AND THEN I WAS LIKE BEAT AND BEETLES IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE OH MY GOD

Wait it was a pun

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

shadowgorawr:

lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

iwillmindfuckyou:

when it was my year 12 graduation ceremony each girl has to stand up next to the principal and she chats about us and we all need to tell her our ‘motto for life’ and I remember this one girls quote was ‘science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings’ and there was just a massive gasp while she was just cackling on stage and tbh i think that was the most intense moment of my entire school life

br000t:

we all used to listen to shitty music so don’t act like you’re better than anyone else

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned

goodheavensyouboys:

staying home alone is cool because yay i can go out for a walk at 3 in the morning and cook whatever i want and play some weird loud music and walk around in nothing but a t shirt and pee with the door open but its also terrifying because did my eye just twitch am i having a stroke oh my god i am going to die alone of a stroke at the age of 18 and my family will come home to a very messy house and a rotting body

meladoodle:

*runs up to newborn baby* ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE

crystalmethandhappiness:

things girls are made to feel ashamed of-

• having periods
• choosing what they want to wear on their body
• wanting to/not wanting to have sex
• putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
• standing up against misogyny
• ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
• abortion
• having hair on their body
• not appreciating catcalls
• not appreciating chivalry
• having control over their own body

basically living

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this